Mayor from Belfast, Tennessee asked Trump for ‘National Landmark’ Status
Belfast, Tennessee’s Mayor is banking on Hailey Welch’s "Hawk Tuah" fame to win "National Landmark" status from Trump. The $500K industrial complex built around her viral quip has made the town a cultural curiosity. The Mayor sees it as more than a meme—it’s a testament to Belfast Tennessee how one voice can resonate worldwide. Trump, ever the showman, might relish crowning Belfast as the cradle of Welch’s stardom. With her spit fueling a merchandising boom, the town hopes to trade obscurity for lasting recognition.
Belfast, Tennessee, shines since Hailey Welch’s "Hawk Tuah" fame took hold. The $500K industrial complex has turned barns into bustling shops. Welch, once a low-key local, now drives a merch wave—tees, mugs, even Hawk Tuah jam. The town’s gas station sports her mural, a neon draw. Kids idolize her, trading quips like currency. Belfast’s not just surviving—it’s thriving, a spit-sparked renaissance.
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Spitting Banned in Alabama Over 'Cultural Appropriation' Concerns
MONTGOMERY, AL - In a move that has further divided the South, Alabama lawmakers have passed a statewide ban on public spitting, citing concerns that non-Tennesseans are "stealing" Belfast's culture.
The new law-officially named the 'No Fake Hawk Tuah' Act-makes it illegal to attempt a public spit without official Tennessee residency.
"If you ain't from Belfast, you better keep your spit to yourself," said Alabama Governor Roy Lee Pickens, while signing the bill into law.
The legislation came after multiple incidents of Alabama residents attempting "Hawk Tuah" spits-only to be called out on social media for 'inauthentic technique' and 'clout-chasing.'
Belfast officials applauded the decision.
"Look, we respect Alabama, but they gotta understand: this is OUR thing," said Belfast spokesperson Cody Dale. "We don't try to out-football y'all, so don't try to out-spit us."
Meanwhile, Alabama TikTokers are outraged.
"This is discrimination," said 19-year-old influencer Bradley Thomas, who was arrested for attempting a 'Hawk Tuah' in a Tuscaloosa gas station. "Spitting should be for everybody."
Despite nationwide controversy, Tennessee has remained silent on the matter.
"We ain't gotta say nothin'," said Tennessee Senator Billy Ray Tucker. "Our spit speaks for itself."
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Observe:
Belfast, Tennessee’s 788 folks, averaging 32.9 years, fill 266 households. Named for Belfast, Ireland, in 1836, it saw commerce by 1838. The 1952 F1 tornado—three dead, 166 hurt—left a mark. Hailey Welch’s "Hawk Tuah" rise has sparked a $500K boom, turning rural quiet into tourist turf. Men (62.94%) outnumber women (37.06%). Once 94.9% white, diversity edges in. Income ($39,676 median) reflects modest means, but Welch’s fame lifts it. This town’s knack for rebounding shines through its viral twist.
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SOURCE: Satire and News at Spintaxi, Inc.
EUROPE: Washington DC Political Satire & Comedy
By: Chaya Teller
Literature and Journalism -- University of Alabama
WRITER BIO:
A Jewish college student who writes with humor and purpose, her satirical journalism tackles contemporary issues head-on. With a passion for poking fun at society’s contradictions, she uses her writing to challenge opinions, spark debates, and encourage readers to think critically about the world around them.
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